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Every club's one thing to look forward to in 2025

A (casual) message from the 2024 premier to the rest of the league

 

Just quietly, Tyson has some FUN individuals on his roster. Hello Jason Horne-Francis and Harley Reid.


The thought of them in his side for the next 10 years is marvellous.


Clifftopher? Not yet. DPPs will get the better of a lot of forward lines but with Dylan Moore at F1 and Bailey Smith returning from injury, it's giving Shunners (the door is still open).


Max, you're playing finals football in 2025. Unless someone who honestly should have won the flag this year starts checking his team.


You'll see who I'm talking about don't worry.


There will be a year where Harry's young guys go to another level and if it happens while the likes of Bontempelli, Sicily and Steele are still at the top of their game then look out.


And lowkey, it might be next year (hello Mattaes).


Sorry Mike, you were the brunt of the jokes in 2024, but you didn't do yourself any favours to be fair. However, in 2025 you get Kiddy Coleman back, maybe Izak Rankine plays a full season too. Just please, please don't trade your only good players for another Henry Hustwaite.


What Henry Hustwaite ahh player will Mike trade Kiddy Coleman for?

Gabe's Team is still so stacked. So what's something for this year's runners up to look forward to? The trade window opening. Gabe will almost immediately be in Michael's DMs. DON'T DO IT MIKE!!!


Sam I'm so sorry, I really do not know. Pick 2 I guess? Or maybe you push hard for a draft lottery just because that will be some summertime fun. And potentially help end the curse of underwhelming draft selections. It's probably because you're still running with that Listinksi team name. It's 2024 my guy.


There's nothing more intimidating than Zac Moore lurking through the waiver wire. The Berries have some fantastic pieces - and their coach is always active on weekends - I have no doubt Zac will find a way to land that missing piece over summer and threaten to play finals.


My God dude I literally traded you Nick Daicos for the greater good of the league, hoping it would encourage you to pay attention to your team, and here you are missing finals in 2024. I guess I should say thank you because I won it all this year, but JESSE! If you pay attention in 2025 you're probably a top-two threat with an almighty ceiling, and usually the team with the highest ceiling wins it all.


Lol I really did not expect to win this season to be honest. Chris' team is just so intimidating and Gabe literally traded Henry Hustwaite for Bailey Dale. Regardless, here I am a two-time Nana's premier. I'm excited for the premiership tee. That's what I can look forward to.


I literally owe this man my life
 



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