IF footy's triumphant return meant a lovely weekend for some ... THEN
If you only snuck past the worst side in the league by 16 points …
then that means you're still one of only two undefeated sides in 2020 - on to the next one.
If your underwhelming week flew under the radar last weekend …
then you're lucky you only have Max's Team to overcome in Round 3.
If your young list boasted Round 2's second highest total …
then we're tipping you for the upset against the undefeated Beat Jesse.
If the fixture was unkind to any team …
then it's the side that doesn't deserve to be 0-2 - things will change very soon.
If all the pre-season talk ignored the reigning premiers ...
then, after their jaw-dropping total in Round 2, consider it lesson learned.
If it's 2-0 against 0-2 and you're already thinking about next week …
then let us remind you The UUFFT are only 25 points behind you this season - this game will be a lot closer than people think.
If the draft is the only thing this side can look forward to in 2020 …
then it's a shame The Catholic Church owns your first round pick.
If we said you were two years away from being two years away in our Season Preview …
then Matt Rowell might've just saved you some time.
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